Level 19: The procession

Playable now

Everything moves at once: Ready bodies arriving into a board that has just grown by +2/+2.

You can do this now.

The deck

Thirty cards, two copies of each of fifteen cards, plus Ledger outside the draw pile.

Ordinary cards here are Standard, Rare and Epic, and Ledger is Epic. All of them are nonexclusive cards, and their costs are in mana.

Some minions are Statues, which a few of the cards here read.

Stocktaking gives one of her minions +1/+1 at the end of every one of her turns, for as long as she has a minion standing.

The wall

The gallery stands behind a level 14 Town Wall: 5 armour, 1 attack, with Reach. It never attacks, it hits back when you attack it, and until it falls it is the only thing your attacks can hit. With Reach it stops your flying minions too.

It works exactly like a Town Wall at a city.

Facing this deck

Keep the board clear. This level kills out of a turn that looked survivable, and it needs bodies standing to do it, so sweep before the procession starts rather than after.

A loss damages your destroyed cards and your deck master. Check their condition before sailing again.

What it drops

4100 wood, 1025 each of stone, glass, coffee and mana, and 1640 gold, if you win.

The deck master

Ledger, Who StayedEpic

Deck master; 30 life; 0 armour; cannot attack; no mana cost. Stocktaking: at the end of your turn, give a friendly minion +1/+1.

Orla took the collection. Ledger kept the building.

Ledger was the hall's registrar before the ceiling came down and sees no reason the job should end because the roof did. She goes round at the end of every day writing down what is still here and what it is worth now. Being counted by her is oddly strengthening, and nobody who has been counted wants to be the one who leaves.

The 15 cards, two copies of each

  • Signal LanternEpic

    3 mana Location. At the end of your turn: deal 1 damage to the enemy deck master.

    Somebody is out there, and they are keeping count.

    A lantern hung in the upper window has been answered every night since the collapse. The message is short, the same, and about you. It does not have to be read to be a problem.

  • The Whole Collection MovesEpic

    5 mana Action. Give every friendly minion +2/+2.

    All of it. Now. Together.

    The order everybody has been waiting for goes down the line and the hall empties in one movement: statues, crew, mice, cranes, all of it walking out at once. Nobody is carrying more than they can manage, because everybody is carrying something. It is the most organised this place has ever been.

  • 1st ed.·RareCathryneDelamort

    Summon two Plinth Mouses

    Nobody hired them. Nobody can unhire them either.

    Action
    Second ShiftRare

    Word goes round that the sorting floor is working late, and two more sets of small hands arrive at the door. They bring their own lanterns and their own views on lifting. The work goes faster and the biscuits go missing.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 4

    Archivist of Small Print

    CorneliusvonHelsinki on DeviantArt

    On arrival: draw a card

    It was in the catalogue. Page eleven. Footnote.

    Minion⚔ 2♥ 3
    Archivist of Small PrintRare

    The archivist reads everything nobody else does and remembers the clause that settles the argument. She arrives mid-dispute with the page already open. Her colleagues have learned that asking her to stop is itself covered by a clause.

    Printed, by CorneliusvonHelsinki. Click the artwork for its details.

  • On arrival: draw a card

    Do not talk to her. She is at a good bit.

    Minion, Statue⚔ 4♥ 5
    Reading-Room StatueEpic

    A statue of a reader has been sitting in the reading room long enough to have got through most of it. She looks up when somebody comes in and back down when it turns out not to matter. Everything she has read is still in there, in stone, unsorted and available.

    Printed, by CorneliusvonHelsinki. Click the artwork for its details.

  • Firework CrateRare

    3 mana Action. Deal 4 damage to a character.

    The label said handle carefully, and here we are.

    A crate of ceremonial fireworks survived the ceiling, the flood and several careful people. It has not survived this evening. Whoever is nearest when it goes finds out what the ceremony was going to be.

  • Ceremonial BearerRare

    4 mana Minion, 3/4. Ready.

    The procession does not stop for you.

    The bearer has a pole on her shoulder, a route in her head and no authority to pause. Whatever is in the way is part of the route now. She has carried this thing through worse than you.

  • On arrival: give every friendly minion +1/+1

    Minion⚔ 6♥ 6
    Bullion TrolleyEpic

    The vault's own trolley is reinforced, gilded, and mostly used for things worth more than the trolley. Having it arrive beside you is a public statement about your worth. The crew stands straighter, and so, embarrassingly, do the statues.

    Printed, by CorneliusvonHelsinki. Click the artwork for its details.

  • Destroy a minion with 4 or more attack

    Action
    Condemnation NoticeEpic

    A notice nailed to anything large enough to need one declares it unsafe, unsupported and due for removal. Nobody has established who writes them. Everybody has seen what happens to whatever was standing where one went up.

    Printed, by CorneliusvonHelsinki. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 1st ed.·RareCathryneDelamort

    At the end of your turn: summon a Plinth Mouse

    Location
    Handcart RelayRare

    A chain of handcarts runs from the yard gate to the ramp, and the mice living under them have worked out the timetable. Every trip leaves a cart unattended for exactly long enough. The crew has stopped asking where the extra help comes from and started counting the cargo instead.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • Lamp-Oil CourierStandard

    3 mana Minion, 3/2. Ready.

    Coming through, and do not ask what is in the cans.

    The courier runs lamp oil the length of the walk and arrives with all of it, usually. She does not slow down for corners, conversation, or anybody carrying something breakable. The lanterns stay lit, which is what she is paid in.

  • 1st ed.·StandardCorneliusvonHelsinki

    Restore 6 health to your deck master

    Action
    Recall NoticeStandard

    A recall notice goes out and everything lent to the galleries comes back, including the parts quietly written off years ago. Somebody arrives at the desk with a crate and an apology. The keeper puts the crate down and stands straighter than she did a moment before.

    Printed, by CorneliusvonHelsinki. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 4

    Caryatid on Overtime

    CathryneDelamort on DeviantArt
    1st ed.·StandardCathryneDelamort

    Guard.

    She has been holding this up since before you were a plan.

    Minion, Statue⚔ 3♥ 5
    Caryatid on OvertimeStandard

    A caryatid is still carrying the corner of a ceiling that no longer exists. She has declined every offer of relief on the grounds that the last one lasted a century. Anybody wanting past her is welcome to take the weight first.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • Stair MarshalEpic

    5 mana Minion, 3/3. On arrival: give every friendly minion +1/+1.

    Left side going up, and pick your feet up.

    A marshal on the stairs sorts a crowd into two streams and moves twice the traffic in half the time. Nobody enjoys being told where to put their feet, and everybody does it. The line behind her moves as though it had been rehearsed.

  • Strip a minion

    One blast and everybody remembers the rules.

    Action
    Watchman's WhistleRare

    The night watch carries a whistle that predates the collection and outranks most of it. Whatever clever thing you were doing stops being clever the moment it sounds. The whistle does not argue; it ends the argument.

    Printed, by CorneliusvonHelsinki. Click the artwork for its details.

Summoned outside the draw pile

This deck master summons nothing; the mice come from the deck. No copies of it are drawn at this level: Second Shift and Handcart Relay put it on the board.

1st ed.·StandardCathryneDelamort

Lift with your knees and keep your fingers away.

Minion, Beast⚔ 1♥ 1
Plinth MouseStandard

A mouse lives beneath a salvaged plinth and considers its hollow base her home. She defends it with small, determined bites whenever somebody reaches underneath. Moving the plinth is perfectly acceptable, provided nobody expects her to help or contribute to the rent.

Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

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