Level 14: The dressing room

Playable now

Two pieces of Equipment and a Ready body to carry them.

You can do this now.

The deck

Thirty cards, two copies of each of fifteen cards, plus Orla outside the draw pile.

Ordinary cards here are Standard, Rare and Epic, and Orla is Rare. All of them are nonexclusive cards, and their costs are in mana.

Some minions are Statues, which a few of the cards here read.

Stowaway puts a Plinth Mouse on the board at the start of the match. It is not drawn and does not take a place in the deck.

The wall

The gallery stands behind a level 9 Town Wall: 3 armour, 0 attack, with Reach. It never attacks, it hits back when you attack it, and until it falls it is the only thing your attacks can hit. With Reach it stops your flying minions too.

It works exactly like a Town Wall at a city.

Facing this deck

The gear is on the body, not in the card: kill the carrier, or strip her, and the pieces go too. Keep a Guard standing so a Ready sprinter cannot reach your deck master.

A loss damages your destroyed cards and your deck master. Check their condition before sailing again.

What it drops

3100 wood, 775 each of stone, glass, coffee and mana, and 1240 gold, if you win.

The deck master

Orla, Keeper of the Trolley

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1st ed.·RareCathryneDelamort

Stowaway: at the start of the match, summon a Plinth Mouse

Deck master♥ 30
Orla, Keeper of the TrolleyRare

Orla hauls surviving treasures out of rooms that are falling apart, including treasures that object to being hauled. She carries her trolley’s missing wheel around her neck and refuses to abandon anything useful. A grand title will not get you out of lifting, and being an actual portrait is only a temporary excuse.

Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

The 15 cards, two copies of each

  • 1st ed.·EpicCathryneDelamort

    At the end of your turn: give a friendly minion +1/+1

    Location
    Plinth RowEpic

    A row of empty plinths runs the length of the hall, and every statue that steps onto one stands a little taller than she did the last time anybody looked. Nothing moves while you are watching. The dust says otherwise.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 1st ed.·RareCathryneDelamort

    Give every friendly minion +1/+1

    Action
    Everybody LiftRare

    Somebody counts, everybody lifts, and a load that wanted a crane goes up the ramp on shoulders. Nobody is stronger afterwards, exactly; they simply stop putting things down. The counting is the difficult part and always has been.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 1st ed.·RareCathryneDelamort

    Summon two Plinth Mouses

    Nobody hired them. Nobody can unhire them either.

    Action
    Second ShiftRare

    Word goes round that the sorting floor is working late, and two more sets of small hands arrive at the door. They bring their own lanterns and their own views on lifting. The work goes faster and the biscuits go missing.

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  • 1st ed.·RareCathryneDelamort

    Museum grade. Absolutely not for hitting.

    Equipment, Hands⚔ 2♥ 1
    Restorer's GlovesRare

    White cotton gloves are worn when handling anything that must not be marked, which is why they are on the hands of somebody about to mark something. They improve grip, confidence, and the quality of the eventual apology.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 1st ed.·StandardCathryneDelamort

    Death: deal 2 damage to a random enemy minion

    Minion, Statue⚔ 2♥ 3
    Ledger StatueStandard

    A statue of an auditor stands over the sorting floor with her ledger open, recording everything that leaves. Toppling her is possible. The ledger lands first, edge on, and it has always been heavier than it looks.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 1st ed.·StandardCathryneDelamort

    Death: draw a card

    The paperwork survives her. It was always going to.

    Minion⚔ 1♥ 3
    Inventory ClerkStandard

    The clerk counts what is left and writes it down twice, which is why the second copy is still legible when she is not. Her handwriting outlives most of her colleagues. She would tell you that this is the entire point of handwriting.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 1st ed.·StandardCathryneDelamort

    On arrival: summon a Plinth Mouse

    Minion⚔ 2♥ 2
    Yard RunnerStandard

    A runner carries messages between the gate and the ramp faster than anybody can be bothered to walk it. A mouse rides in her satchel and considers this a promotion. Neither of them has been told the evacuation is over.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 1st ed.·EpicCathryneDelamort

    Ready.

    She was already moving when the doors opened.

    Minion⚔ 3♥ 3
    Trolley SprinterEpic

    The sprinter takes a running trolley down the corridor and arrives before anybody has agreed that she should. Her stopping technique is to find somebody. She considers the arrival the difficult part and the stopping a detail.

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  • 5

    Bring Down the Hall

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    1st ed.·RareCathryneDelamort

    Deal 3 damage to every enemy minion

    Action
    Bring Down the HallRare

    The crew pulls the final braces once its people have cleared the hall. The roof comes down across the pursuing crowd, filling the abandoned passage with stone and splintered beams. Orla checks the trolley before checking whether anybody intends to complain.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 1st ed.·RareCathryneDelamort

    At the end of your turn: summon a Plinth Mouse

    Location
    Handcart RelayRare

    A chain of handcarts runs from the yard gate to the ramp, and the mice living under them have worked out the timetable. Every trip leaves a cart unattended for exactly long enough. The crew has stopped asking where the extra help comes from and started counting the cargo instead.

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  • 6

    Trolley-Harness Giantess

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    1st ed.·StandardCathryneDelamort

    On arrival: give a friendly minion +2/+2

    Minion⚔ 4♥ 4
    Trolley-Harness GiantessStandard

    The giantess fits a heavy hauling harness to whichever helper is still standing beside the last trolley. Reinforced straps let them shoulder a load that previously needed several volunteers. She regards requests for a smaller assignment as a problem to solve with more buckles.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 1st ed.·RareCathryneDelamort

    Wearing the art is a valid way to carry it.

    Equipment, Body⚔ 1♥ 4
    Gilt FrameRare

    A heavy gilt frame, taken off a painting nobody could lift, makes a serviceable breastplate for whoever is willing to stand inside it. It is ornate, immovable and slightly too large. Every blow that lands improves its provenance.

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  • 4

    Caryatid on Overtime

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    1st ed.·StandardCathryneDelamort

    Guard.

    She has been holding this up since before you were a plan.

    Minion, Statue⚔ 3♥ 5
    Caryatid on OvertimeStandard

    A caryatid is still carrying the corner of a ceiling that no longer exists. She has declined every offer of relief on the grounds that the last one lasted a century. Anybody wanting past her is welcome to take the weight first.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

  • 1st ed.·EpicCathryneDelamort

    On arrival: give every friendly Statue +1/+1

    Minion, Statue⚔ 3♥ 3
    Weeping StatueEpic

    She has wept through two floods and one collapse, and the other statues have come to find it steadying. She tells them, without stopping, that they are doing beautifully. It is remarkable what a stone shoulder will stand up to once somebody has said that.

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  • 1st ed.·StandardCathryneDelamort

    Deal 4 damage to a minion

    Mind your head was the entire safety briefing.

    Action
    Dropped LintelStandard

    A heavy lintel slips from its supports and lands across the passage. The crew drags the next load around the wreckage while dust settles into every open crate. Anyone who stayed beneath it to offer lifting advice has stopped contributing.

    Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

Summoned outside the draw pile

Stowaway summons an extra Plinth Mouse at match start. No copies of it are drawn at this level: Second Shift and Yard Runner and Handcart Relay put it on the board.

1st ed.·StandardCathryneDelamort

Lift with your knees and keep your fingers away.

Minion, Beast⚔ 1♥ 1
Plinth MouseStandard

A mouse lives beneath a salvaged plinth and considers its hollow base her home. She defends it with small, determined bites whenever somebody reaches underneath. Moving the plinth is perfectly acceptable, provided nobody expects her to help or contribute to the rent.

Printed, by CathryneDelamort. Click the artwork for its details.

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