Cornelius von Helsinki

He has a lamp, a list, and your description.

On arrival: deal 2 damage to every enemy minion

You are standing in her.

Deal 6 damage to a character

Everyone said it was only a matter of time.

Return every minion to its owner's hand
Draw a card

Ready.

The procession does not stop for you.

On arrival: give every friendly minion +1/+1

Give every friendly minion +2/+2

All of it. Now. Together.

Ready.

Coming through, and do not ask what is in the cans.

At the end of your turn: deal 1 damage to the enemy deck master

Deal 4 damage to a character

The label said handle carefully, and here we are.

Death: summon a Basic Slime Girl

Deal 4 damage to every enemy minion

The galleries are now closed.

Restore 6 health to your deck master

On arrival: draw a card

Do not talk to her. She is at a good bit.

On arrival: draw a card

It was in the catalogue. Page eleven. Footnote.

At the end of your turn: return a random unarmoured enemy minion to its owner's hand

Ready.
On arrival: return a minion to its owner's hand

At the end of your turn: restore 5 health to your deck master

Guard.

At last, a shield that removes the hand that touches it.

3x: Deal 1 damage to every enemy minion

Reach.
On arrival: deal 3 damage to the enemy deck master and deal 1 damage to every enemy minion

On arrival: give every friendly minion +1/+1

Guard.

Ajar is a decision she has not made.

Gain 2 mana this turn