Cards

Flying.

Your wall looks very expensive from up here.

Hot Drop: the first Equipment you play each match costs 2 less, to a minimum of 1

Guard.

On arrival: give a friendly minion +1/+1

Flying.

Someone gave a bird a targeting system and called it progress.

The antenna is part of her spine, so stop adjusting it.

At the end of your turn: restore 2 health and give 1 armour to a random damaged friendly minion

Destroy a minion with 4 or more health

Guard.

It looked lighter on the mannequin.

Deal 2 damage to every enemy minion

Draw a card
Give 1 armour to a friendly minion

Give 2 armour to a friendly minion

Guard.

The family tomb has a very firm policy on walk-ins.

On arrival: deal 3 damage to a character

Guard. Reach.

The pigeons have badly misunderstood her job.

Skirmish.

Apparently, you needed the consequences delivered.

On arrival: draw a card

Death: restore 2 health to your deck master

Guard.

The gods welcome you if you can get past reception.

That is an extremely unfortunate place to sneeze.

Your god sent something you can choke on.

Immovable: at the start of your turn, give 1 armour to your unarmoured deck master

At the end of your turn: summon a Basic Slime Girl

Summon three Basic Slime Girls

Three new mouths, all born knowing how to complain.