Cards

Guard.

The family tomb has a very firm policy on walk-ins.

On arrival: deal 3 damage to a character

Guard. Reach.

The pigeons have badly misunderstood her job.

Skirmish.

Apparently, you needed the consequences delivered.

On arrival: draw a card

Death: restore 2 health to your deck master

Guard.

The gods welcome you if you can get past reception.

That is an extremely unfortunate place to sneeze.

Your god sent something you can choke on.

Immovable: at the start of your turn, give 1 defence to your undefended deck master

At the end of your turn: summon a Basic Slime Girl

Guard.

Finally, a coat that removes the hand touching it.

Summon three Basic Slime Girls

Three new mouths, all born knowing how to complain.

Draw a card
Restore 1 health to a friendly minion

Give a friendly minion +1/+1

Hydration has made her considerably harder to bully.

Deal 2 damage to a minion

You should have settled for a handshake.

Guard.

Death: summon three Basic Slime Girls

She cancelled the picnic and ate the weather.

Guard.

Your rescue party looks delicious.

Death: summon two Basic Slime Girls

She finds the word “basic” more hurtful than the sword.

Reach.

Guard.